Daily Dirt

Opposites attract… (part I)



1. What is it you think is so special about the opposite sex? Their strength and ability to lose weight relatively easily.

2. What have you always been very curious about them? Their physiology accounting for rapid weight loss.

3. Do you want to trade lives with them? Sometimes. Especially when I'm angry and would like to pulverize someone.

4. How much similar are you to the opposite sex? Not much. I'm smarter.

5. What's the one thing you find unbearable about them? Their arrogance that they are to be accommodated and excused for bad behavior.