Daily Dirt

What a shame…



1. What's the most embarrassing moment of your life? We were visiting a friend just after the Northridge earthquake of 1994 and discussing its magnitude and widespread damage. I mentioned about driving to work in downtown Los Angeles, not knowing if my building remained standing, etc. On my drive, I pass by county General hospital, a large expanse spanning several buildings.



Well, in the wee hours of the morning of the earthquake, I recollected how I looked in the direction of the hospital and it was pitch black. It was so black, I couldn't even make out the building's outline. I then finished my story by exclaiming, "Man, how I wish I'd had a camera to take a photo!"



2. What's the most embarrassing thing about your parents? Hmmm, I can't think of anything....wait....it's when my mom speaks aloud something I'd just as soon forget. You know, the equivalent of showing your baby photo, butt naked lying on a rug and exclaiming how "cute you look!"



3. What's the most embarrassing outfit you owned? I don't know about outfits but, I do remember a pair of high heeled, platform boots. Those of you from the 70s, are you with me ladies?? You remember, the style Gene Simmons of Kiss would wear. Yeah, those kind! LOL



4. What about your childhood are you ashamed of? I don't know about ashamed, but I wish I would have learned not to be so shy. It's cute when you're a child, but a hindrance in an adult. I wish I would have been encouraged to overcome my shyness.



5. Who's the most shameless person you've met? Naomi, she was a friend of a friend with a penchant for engaging in sex whenever, wherever. A group of us attended a jamming party, replete with DJ, and we couldn't find Naomi anywhere.

Several minutes later, Naomi emerged from the bushes with twigs, leaves, tiny rocks, etc. enmeshed in her hair. Yep, she'd been in the bushes having sex. BUT wait...she then had the audacity to ask us to enter the bushes in search of her panties!