Tuesday Twosome

Taxes:



1. "Eek, I owe" or "Show me the money!" Finally, I'm being shown some money. Woo - hoo!



2. "Finished already" or "It isn't the 15th yet, so why rush?!" I'm finished, but not because I was responsible and took care of it. Credit for filing early goes to my beloved.



3. "Taxes suck" or "I don't mind because some of it goes to social causes" Oh, I think they suck, big time!



4. "1040EZ" or "How the heck does anybody understand all this crap?" 1040EZ



5. "Receipts? What are those?" or "I keep everything just in case *knock on wood*" Oh girl, I keep everything, especially when you owe. You never know when it might come up to BITE YA!