Daily DIrt



*ring ring*



Tell me what will you answer if you receive such a caller...

1. "Hello... Where are you?" What do you care? Who's calling?

2. "I've been watching you..." Really? Get a life!

3. "You messin' with my man??!!" Girl please, I have discriminating taste!

4. "What's your name?" No Go.

5. "Show me the money..." Bend over so I can find the slot.

Obviously, I'm in a very tart mood today! Not mean. Not angry. Just ready with the responses. LOL