Monday Madness



1. The one kitchen appliance I just could not live without is my

_microwave______.

2. My desk always looks like ___no one's there____.

3. The clocks in my house are always __two__ minutes fast.

4. The one television program I just can't stand is _all network

television______.

5. The one television program I try to never miss is __'American Justice'

and 'City Confidential' on the A&E cable channel_____.

6. When it comes to housework, I really hate cleaning _____the toilet___.

7. If I could re-design my living room, the first thing I would do is

____enlarge it and make a working fireplace___.

8. I wish I had a bigger ___kitchen___ in my house.

9. When someone points a camera at me and says 'Smile!' I usually

_smile_______.

10. I expect I'll have my income tax done by __February_____.