Ten on Tuesday
10 stupidest things you've ever said/have had said to you

~ "Damn, if only I had my camera!"
During the 1994 Northridge earthquake when we had a huge blackout, I was driving to work and noticed the County General Hospital was completely dark.
~ "I can't find my sunglasses. I've been looking all over and I can't find them!"
They were on my head.
~ "Damn, I left my money in the car and have to walk all the way to get it."
"What's that in your hand?"
~ "I can't see anything."
Didn't open the shutter of a film camera.
~ :I don't know why this digital camera's not working."
The CF card was missing!

What's been said to me:
~ "I'm not upset....blah! blah! blah!...I could care less...blah! blah! blah!....it really doesn't matter."
Okay, so why are you still talking about it!!
~ "Well, he made me mad, so I'm not paying the rent."
Occupying the in-laws home and deciding not to pay a month's rent because you were upset. Nevermind you received the roof over your head for the thirty days your body occupied the house.
~ "If you really cared, you would've called me."
Hello, are we not speaking on the telephone now. Oh the drama!
~ "I'm never buying anything from Sears again, because they didn't honor the boomboxes warranty. The volume knob goes to 20, so he played it on 20 and the speakers blew out. I guess what he said makes sense, 'if you can't really play it to 20, why allow it to go that high?'"
A mother's explanation about her son's volume selection.
~ "Uh, the computers are down and I don't know how much change to give you."
Mervyn's store clerk. So like, do we light candles and wait several hours for my $13.72 change?